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Abraxas WhiteCat's Meow Stories
 This is Abraxas, but you can call me Abby. I am a really live kitty cat and this is my web site. Ifing you think this is silly, then go ahead and move on. But fur all my fans and friends, here you will finds all me stories and hare-raising experiences. hehehe...
Fangu! Now you read all about the stuffers that go on in my furrtastic life in
the Florida Keys. The only thing that go wrong with paradise is having my
sisfurr kitty, Ebony, around. She can be a royal pain in the paw. But I
love her any old way. Meow. I also love my human bean. Now, purrs and
meows, if you want to see some more of my meow stories, just paw
this spot.
- This is Abby, and I am 10. That is getting old for a cat, but I not feel
old. I like to go outside and roll all over the hot sidewalk. Human bean laughs
at me, but he always give me a belly rub. I like those. I like Whiska Temptation
cat treats too. I meow constantly until human bean give me some. I keep Ebony,
the black older cat, in line. She a big cat, but I still get the last paw slap.
She a good old kitty, and I really like her, but don't tell her that. Well,
there is catnip to enjoy, a catnap with my name on it, and cat grass to chew.
- This is the all white beauty namely me, the Abby cat. I'm 9 now and sassy
as ever. My belly is a bit bigger, but not as big as that Ebony cat. Her belly
drags the ground. I still like to chase bugs and steal Ebony's freshly caught
lizard. I'm so affectionate, because I always get what I want. I love to
aggravate Ebony. She growls and screams and meows and yeows! Well that is all
the catnip that I had to meow about, so it is time for a long catnap.
- I be the Abby cat. I'm over 8 now. Human bean says I am getting old, but I
still feel like a kitten. I not nose what human bean meowing about really. It
has been way too long since I pawed something on this web page. All I can meow
is that I have been very busy. I have birds to watch and bugs to chase. I even
mother Ebony a lot, even though she is a year older than me. I also have lots
of things to do outside. I have to patrol the insides of all closets too. As you
can see, I am one very busy feline. Well, time for a catnap, I meow.
- My human bean was wadding up old papers and tossing them over his head. You nose, I just love to chase and play with paper wads of all types.
I would watch them go up in the air really high. I got ready to pounce and
shivered with excitement. When the paper wad hit the floor, I was after it
lightning like. I no sooner started batting it around and playing really good,
when that human bean wadded up another and launched it really high in the air.
I quivered and shook and pounced again. I batted it around all over the place.
And wouldn't you nose it, the bean wadded up another and another and another.
I was in cat heaven and exhausted, I must meow at ya. But it is a cat's life
for surely!
- I is back like a bad cat penny, you nose! I finded a great play toy
outside on the porch. It twere a olden pepsi bottle cap all rusted and
scrunched. I paw slapped it around the porch like it were a hocky puck. I
scored a bunch of cat goals too! It were a bit cool here in the Florida Keys.
So I got up on Mike and Kelly's air conditioner. That AC is big and made outta
metal. When the sun beats down on it, it warm and cozy. I was up there
catnapping bunched, but Ebony wanted up there to see ifing there be lizards up
there. I yeowed at her to get down and that ifing there were lizards up here,
they were mine. hehe... I am now inside laying on human bean's laptop. It is
an expensive catnapping thing just for me. I had a good day today. How about
you?
- I now purroud to meow to you all that I am Her Royal Highness Queen Abraxas WhiteCat. Recently me and
Ebony went to our annual vet visit. I was very nervous and yeowed and yeowed
quite loudly, I must meow. I got inspected and poked and prodded and then
pinpricked by a needle. I was not happy. Ebony growled when it was her turn.
But we both very glad to get back home where there are lizards and catnips
every day. The only thing that upset this is the mower man. That really scary,
I meow. Even more scary is the weed whacker man. Oh, oh, meow, the skitter
truck is not nice neither! Well, before I go catnap, I meow to you that my
web pages going to be improved soon. I make human bean do it causing I is the
royal queen boss momma cat! Bye now, meow...
- I just can't get human bean to do anyfing furr me. I finally fingered it our doe. I put a todo item in his
his Outlook fingee. And now he tip typing diss furr me while I meow it in his big ears. Oops, I mean bootifull human
bean ears. Dat human bean sew sensitive. tee hee hee... Well, all use cat lubbers and furr raisers out dare, I been peachy
keen doing lots ub fings. I go outside wif Ebony and aggravate her. When I done wif dat, I meow to come inside. I get inside
and eat stuffers and catnap. Den when Ebony comes in, I is ready to aggravate her some more. Dat remind me. Dare were
some human bean chiles come to pet me and Ebony. Ebony not minded at all, but I ran to human bean furr protection. I
heared dees human bean chiles pinch and pull ears and all kinds of bad stuffers. Now why bean chiles wanna do dat furr, I
meow. I not nebber scritched dem or bite them needer. Well, dat is all furr me to reeport. Maybe in a while, I will
have much more to tell you ifing I can get the human bean to take my meows down on the catpooter.
- I got great mews! My third birfday come up on dee wonderful month of March. The day of dee 17th.
I hoping for some really delicious gifts. Mice, boids, fishies, and fings like dat dare, you nose? I also figured out
that on the same day as my birfday is St. Patrick's day. I not mind sharing with dem human beans who like green beer
and pretzels wif mustard on dem. I got another cat toy wif furr and hide tied to pole. I get tired chasing it all over
dee place. I catch the dang thing and then human bean not let me eat it. He say I being silly! But us cats like to
eat what we catch. It is the human bean who not nose what going on. I asked Ebony, my sisfurr cat, to teach my human
bean a valuable lessons. One of which is not to get too close to a paw or use get a scratch on the nose. Human bean look
look sew furry funny too. Well, meow. More later as always...
- It a new year and the lizards are juicier dan eber. I still
got my sisfurr cat called Ebony. But udder dan dat, it a good time in catnap
heaven. I watch dee peoples and dawgs outside. Day busier dan all get out and
never get anyfing done, I meow. Must be a human bean and a dawgie fing, huh?
Dat silly human bean ub mine taking pictures of me with dat evil camera
flasher fing dat make silly noises. He catching me sleeping in funny
positions. I meow dat I am an expert at catnapping. Ifing it were not furr
lizard hunting outside in dee warm Florida Keys sunshine, I catnap all dee old
time. Well, I have more purrritty soon hopefully. It hard to get catputer time
since dee human bean trying to pretend he is a novelist and poet. hehehe...
- I so sorry you all missed five months of my meows, but I
been berry busy. I got to watch my sisfurr cat, Ebony, berry closely. I got to
make sure she not get into any trouble, don't you nose. I get my rewards too.
I get yummy lean beef fings and tastee Pounce treats. I watch Ebony outside
catching lizards. Den I meow for my human bean to let me out. I go up to
Ebony, and she lets me have her lizard. I play wif it. When all the play gone,
I let Ebony hab it back. She eats those things, don't you nose. I purrfurr
boids ifing any would fry close enuff. But day never do, I meow. Sandy Clawws
is coming for good cats and even some human beans. I have such a long list of
fings I want. I want some boids. I like some fresh catnip. I hafta to share
with Ebony. I want a nice furry blanket all me own. I like some boxes to play
in too. Now it your turn. Email me your list for Sandy Clawws. Ebony tell me
dat Sandy Clawws is a fat tomcat. I bet she right, you nose?
- I been one busy white kit cat, let me meow at ya all. I got to watch me sisfurr cat called
Ebony berry closely. She always busy outside trying to get lizards. She eats the nasty fings. Ub course, ifing I hab me
one or two or three I would not mind atall! Now dare bee one fing dat not sew nice. Dee yearly VET human bean visit. I
was a cloud ub nerbous furr before bean eben ready to go. I nose when vet time come. Eberyfing just smells and looks
different, you nose what I mean? Dee ride in the big truck fing was none too fun, let me yeow at ya. I hide under dee
rear seat. Dat ole nasty Ebony hab dee gall to enjoy truck rides. Why I meow it take all kinds to make dee world a
cat palace and Ebony bee one ub dem! I finally made it into dee vet bean office and yeow yeow and YEOW. All dem vet beans
come out to see what make dem pitiful sounds. It were me! After all dee poking and prodding and all, I was finally done
and put on dee floor to explore. Why my cat curiosity got dee best ub me and I went exploring. I hear Ebony growling and
snapping at vet beans. She was otay till the needles come out. All ub us feared ub sumfing, I mew. Anyway we went back
home and I was peased. My human bean got me a toy. It was a piece ub hide wif furr on it on end of stretchy string wike
rubber band. I wike rubber band but human bean hide dem all cause I ingest dem. Dat mean I eat em and swallow dem. Dat
not good furr me, but I can't resist. Any old meow. I played wif toy. I chase, jump, and bugged bean all dee time furr
dat toy. I finally ate dee hide and furr, but I still like dee toy when bean make it jump, fly, and move. It gets me
heart thudding something fierce, you nose? Ebony, she stares at me not nosing what come ober me. Human bean laughs a lot.
I just have extra fun. Human bean hab to hide it, but before long I cry furr it pitifully. Bean gotta do what I meow
ifing he want some peace. Here is an extra good link to go and see sum special cats: Area51 CL Pets Page!
- I finally got to post sumfing here for all you meow fans and cat furrfriends. Dat sisfurr kitty cat, Ebony, got jealous ub my white cat ring I belong to. She and her boy furrfriend went and made a bwack cat ring. Why I nebber! Bwack cats not need no ring furr themselves. Only us purritty white cats need a ring, you nose? And dem orange toms and stripey cats not special needer. Only me is! Eben tabbies can't measure up to my royalty. Oh, I got outside with Ebony now. It hot but dee boidees are fun to watch. I watch Ebony trying to be serious about hunting and eating lizards. She let me hab one she wore out with paw slapping. It twere deelicious. We both hab to bee on leashes and leads outside causing Ebony get scared ifing she get losted. I bee scared too, but I not nebber leaf dee fifth wheel trabel trailer very far at tall. I is conservation, royal kitty cat.
- I had a wonderful birstday. I gots a small package ub chicky. Ummm, it were berry good too. I gib sum to Ebony but she not want any. She furry strange. But it all furr me! I also seed sum fing sum barry stranger. A stray white cat came to our back door. I not wanna hab it dare and meowed and howled. Dat cat ran furr dee hills. Ebony not concerned at tall, but I a protect cat and run dat kitty off. But it keep coming back. Dat cat make my tail all fluff up bigger dan my entire body. I howl at dat cat again too. Oh, by dee way, I got new webring called Ring of White Cats on my Page ub Sammy. It berrry nice ring too. Eben Ebony not hab her own ring.
- Broomsticks and witches, meow! My sisfurr cat Ebony sposed to be diss evile like kitty, but she just a bodder, I meow dat furr surely. Oh, before I furrgits: HAPPY BIRSTDAY to me! I is a whole 2 now witching makes me 24 dem beanwad years. Oh, I mean human bean. Peas don't git your hair stood up. I just wanna hab fun. I is Abby dee 8 pounder kitty cat with stories and adventures. I gots diss award from Otis dee cat and such. I posted dare banner too. Day are sews nice and funny and alive, but I dee bestest cat. I gots wicked wooking whiskers and purrrittty eyes. All dee human beans telling me how cute I is too. I nose I is cute, of course. Eberybody nose dat. I cuter dan Ebony and a swiss cheese sandwich. I wike cheese sandwich minus dee sand and wich. Just gimmee dee cheese I mew! I nose cheese opened miles away. Dee smell and dee rattle of cheese wrappers give it away, you nose? We all gitting ready to get back to Florida Keys where we lives. Dat Ebony sisfurr ub mine bee glad. She going thru wizard, oops, I mean lizard withdrawls. Well, I rambles and meows long enuff. Be good and come back often to make me counter spin...
- Meows and purrrrrsss all use kitty cat furrrrfriends and human beans. I gots all
more meows on my More Meows page just furrr you to paw and enjoy. I got new pics posted too. Also, I is berrry sad sum too. Sammy, me Aussie boy furrrrfriend had cancer and finally died from it recently. Use can go to his page in my Table of Contents. Sammy is paying at Rainbo Bridge now where all good pets go. Day no hurt no more and hab all kinds ub fun. Sammy wait furr hisn human bean and happy reunion sum day.
- Oh, meow. Dat human bean ub mine is such a baddie. He not help me post fings hare furr all use to read and laf at. It furrry catmazing how month go by. What wif catnipping, catnapping, meowing, hissssspitttting, chewing grass, spitting it up furrr bean to clean up, and chasing papwerwads, I not hab time for much ub anyfing else. I rearrange human bean important papers on dee desk a wot causing it whare I power catnap. He should nose better to cobeer up important catnap pace. I got nice windeer on dee world too on second story ub parent bean townhome. I seed all sorts ub stuff. Human beans come and play with human bean garbage. Dat strangely furr surely. And bean chiles running eberrywhare doing who nose what whare and how and what for. I nose I is nosey, but what you eggspect from a kitty cat!
- Now, purrs and meows, if you want to see some more of my meow stories, just
paw this spot right here, right now. These are some
of my earlier meows, I think. None of these meow stories could be in order or
make sense, but I am a kitty cat. So I don't have to make any sense or follow
any rules anymeow. So there, we told you.
16For I see no reason to be ashamed of the gospel; it is God’s power for the
salvation of everyone who has faith—Jews first, but Greeks as well—17for in it
is revealed the saving justice of God: a justice based on faith and addressed to
faith. As it says in scripture: Anyone who is upright through faith will live.
The New Jerusalem Bible: Reader’s Edition, (New York: Doubleday.) 1990.
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