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Abby dabby do and you too!Diss is Abraxas, but you can call me Abby. I am a really live kitty cat and this is my web site. Diss hare page is more cat meows from me! Fangu! O, meows, paws, and clawws I furrgit to meow to you all that I like human beans more than other cats mostly. Of course, dawgs are worse than anyfing, I meow. Dawg breath is so very yucky, you nose? I purrfurr butterfries myself. They flit and fly and are so much fun to watch. Dragonfries are really nice as well. They eat 300 skitters each day. So I leaf dragonfries alone.

  • Ice sew sowwy furr not posting hare. I bee berrry busy kitty doe. I help human bean move all dee way from Florida Keys to hare in Viginia Beach. I is helping taking care ub bean parents. Day need me guidance and lub. I especially wike dat papa bean win he start sharpening dee knives for cutting yummies on dee ole cutting board. I come running no matter whare I is to help him! I sink me claws into his wegs. It make him gimme sum yummy fast, you nose. I still chasing dat Ebony cat, but she still hisspitting at me too. I wike my human bean wap too. It nice and comfy I meow. Also I make new furrrrfriend. Dare is a heater upstairs and it warms me up good. I have my kitty bed right next to it. My bean not unnerstan how I not get overheated. He not nose kitties lub heat and hot. I bee catching dem bugs eberrrywhere. I eben see sum on dat TV fing. Well, dat all dee meows I hab right now. See ya later. Mew...

  • YEOWEE! Dat human bean ub mine is an accident waiting to damage me tail! I running to bedroom to check up on Ebony cause I just nosey, you nose? Human bean closing dee door ub refrigerator, you nose, dat cold pace. Me tail standing straight up cause I was looking furrr trouble, you nose, Ebony. And dee refrigerator close on me tail. YEOWEE! But me tail not damaged cause bean not slam dat door. Fank you, cat gods! One more fing is me own phiolosophy ub life: Life can be solved wif a good wick or two. Dat be why I gib a good wick to all fings especially human bean and Ebony. Ebony hab a hissy fit not wanting me kitty wicks. Bean alway fanks me furr gibbing him some kitty wicks. Well, dat it!

  • Ice got time finally to paw sum hare. I bee berry busy wif dee journal, aggravating Ebony, and biting human bean's shoes. I like his shoes. Day smell furrrry funny. Day are good furr dee claws too. I especially likes to play wif dem shoes wif beanie in dem. He high steps it when I doing me shoe studying. I fink me claws pricks his foot skin. It not hurt me, I meow. And anudder fing me and human bean hab lots ub practice tossing dee paperwads. Da beanie finks he git smart one day and throw all ub dem paperwads away, but I had sum stashed. Imagine surrrrrrprise on beanie face when I came up wif two or three more to play fetch wif. I like dat game. Meow...

    Table of Contents Me Abby meows you click on dat link table content fingee to checkout my udder pages. It all berrry eggsciting dat I purrromise you. Paw My GuestBook and then Lookee Me GuestBook!

  • I been going outside wif Ebony lately eben doe big trucks scare me. I fellow Ebony around, but she get aggravated wif me. She sew busy hunting lizards dat she not hab time to play wif me. Sew I explore on me own. I look under dee trailer and smells all dem wonderful smells. Dare bee bugs to paw and grass to chew. But after an hour, I is berrrrrry ready to come back inside. I squawl a meow dat bring da human bean from far and wide. He unhook me from my cat lead and let me inside. I hab dat human bean trained good. Beans can hares sqawls long away I meows. But dem tomcats can sqawls lots ub lubsick stuff dat gib all us cats a bad reputations. You got to memeber dat hormones shorted out dem toms little beadie brains. Now ifing dem toms fixed, day more agreeable like my Sammy. Well, dat all I meow about diss time.

  • I Abby finally got human bean to work on my website. I NOT stop habbing purrrrrrrty good adventures, but dat bean stopped work. I wore out from purrraying wif me toys. I watched Ebony steam out in dee hot sun. She like it! I like it furr a wittle while before I meowling for bean to let me back in wif dee air conditioner. I do a lot of meowling furr dat bag ub pounce nummies too. Day are berrrry yummy furr me tummmy. Day make me sing all day long. Yum, I meow. Human bean not finking bout writing dat children's book ub Abby and Ebony yet. I nose we gots lots to mew about. The vet story is especially good, but dat in the journal at dee main site. Sew many use human beans still emailing my bean wanting dat book. I wanna do a cookbook first doe. Dee cookbook on how to serve mouse and boidee togetfur. One last fing. I being match maker for Ebony. Dare a Ren tom whose all googoo furr Ebony. I not nose why, but toms are dim, you know. My Sammy is dee eggsception. He mighty clean and purrrrrfect... Like me, of course. MeOH! I got new photo gallery page. Paw diss page right hare!

  • I Abby watching dat ole Ebony cat outside chasing dem hot gecko lizards all ober dee place. I meow dat day hot lizards cause it gots really hot. We all like it hot. Ub course, since I likes it inside best, dee air conditioner keep it about ten degrees cooler. Sew only lizard-chasing Ebony hot outside in dee hot Florida Keys sun. I watch sitting on the video cabinet and looking out dee big windeer. Once Ice got really furrrry eggscited about Ebony zig zagging all ober dee yard chasing dem pesky lizards. Anymeow, I fell right into dee tight space between dee video cabinet and dee big windeer. Dare just enuff room furr my cat body. I liked it. It made me feel sneekier dan I usually feel. I laid in my lair waiting furr trouble to come find me. Guess what! Trouble did come too!! Dat human bean was lauging flashing sumfing in me face and eyes. Ice blinking and he do it again. Dat silly human bean taking berrrry funny pictures ub me sews we can put dem on our web homes. Well, meow, I tole diss story berrrrrry good, dint I? Meow and purrrrrs till next time...

  • I Abby watched human bean take Ebony on her birfday exploring trip around dee campground. I feeling a bit jealous, when bean came back. He opened dee door and gabe me a piece ub fresh fish just caught out in dee Gulf ub Mexico. I nebber had fishie befour. I smelled it and smelled it sum more. Bean left to continue birfday fing wif Ebony. I finally smelled dat fishie piece enuff. I gobbled it up and licked me lips. It were berrry berrrry yummy, me meows dat furr surely. Later, bean tole me dat Ebony not wanna hab anyfing to do wif fishies. Dat alright wif me. I git more all around, meow! Ebony not nose what she missing cause she lubs catching and eating lizards. She a gourmet or sumfing like dat dare. Well, I like lizards too, but fishie mush better, I kin meow to you furrry much. Sews, all me fans and furrrrfriends may sends me fresh fishie pieces, and I will most surely gobble dem up!

  • I Abby hab lots to meow about this time. A few days ago dare come up a storm, dark, windy, lightning, thunder, and all dem fings dat make cat crazy. Well, me Abby and Ebony came up wif dee same idea at dee same time! We both tried berrrrry berrrry hard to get on human bean lap, whose at dee catpooter ub course. Well, 21 pounds of cats almost fit dare in dat bean lap, but not quite. Ebony and I not care tho cause we safe in dat bean lap, let me meow at ya! Now, later, I git hungry furr sum ub my yummy nummies dat come in a bag called Whisker Lickin Good Tartar Control Snacks. I just lub dose fings, I do. I fingered out how to get me sum anytime, I did. I go up to human bean and kiss him right on dee lips. I not like his beef breath, but I do almost anyfing for yummies furrr my tummy. Well, I got up close to gib bean a kiss, and he belched! I jumped five feet in dee air and ran furr it! Dat was berrrry berrry disgusting. I would bite dat human bean eggscept dare still plenty ub yummy nummies furrrr my tummy left in dat bag...

  • I Abby like empty boxes. I crawl inside. My claws make furrry funny sounds, and I kinda go wild getting bugged eyed. I git sews eggscited dat I run around and around. But dee udder day human bean brought back a berrry big bag from KMart place, wareber dat is. Soons he emptied it, I walked right into dat bag. It was furrrry roomy and made funny crinkly noises. I moved around sum more being berrrry curious. I got one handle around me neck but it not choke me. Din dee udder handle get tangled around me body by my back legs. Well, I wanted outta dare after awhile. But dat bag not wanna let go ub me. I got really eggscited and did sum flippie floppies and scratched at dat bag lots and lots, but it not let go ub me. What made it worse was human bean laffing at me plus Ebony sat up on dee sink looking down at me like I was a moron or sumfing! Human bean finally helped me get free. I run quickly into bedroom away from dat cat-killer bag! Dare a morale to diss story but I not nose what it is.

  • I hab been berrry busy diss month. I teaching Ebony, who is bigger dan I, how to cat fight. We not hurt each udder, but we really git rip spitting mad and fangs are flying eberyware. Ebony, she tried to get on top ub me cause I only eight pounds and she almost 13. But I wrap me paws around her neck and flip her. She get hisspitting madder now. I meow and laugh at her. Din we chase each udder sum. After all dat running and hisspitting, we are sum hungry cats. Lately, human bean offer us a new flavor ub whiskas we NOT like. Human bean can't figure out what flavor cause he took off wrappers to play Whiskas contest. He not won anyfing, but we been without whiskas a couple ub times. Me Abby and dat Ebony hate it when dat happens. Well, I gonna go catnap really hebby cause all diss pawing on diss catpooter making me tired. Meows and purrrrrrrrsss...

  • O me Abby hab adventures use beans would like. Dare be two toms next door visiting just fur a few months. One is all white like me but wif loose skin. Make him look baggy, me meows! He is Ralph. He not scared ub nuthin. And he can do sumfing I not see in a cat. Ralph can stare anyone down especially human beans. You nose, most kitties not wanna stare at anyone or fing unlessing it food on four legs, you nose. Try it sumthime wif a kat you nose. You will soon see ice right as rain. Dat cat look away. It feels threatening to us. Two cat challenging each udder stare first. I not like staring. Ebony good at it, but Ralph is dee world champ! Dee udder next door cat name is Harley, like a motorchopper that me Abby and Ebony no like dee sounds ub. Harley has chocolate-colored ears and paws but just at dee tips. He has blue eyes. Both dem toms fixed and dat is good. But Harley look dreamy. Both ub dem cats are pure bred. Me Abby and Ebony all mixed up wif what's good fur cats all ober! Now you beanies and udder cats not tell Sammy, my boyfurrrriend. I sthinks he git jealous ifing he learns about dreamy Harley.

  • Me Abby hab berrry happy birfday. I gots extra helping ub Whiskas. I alway liken extra Whiskas. Eben Ebony gots sum. She not fank me tho. I also passed dat string I ate. Human bean pulled a string off the bag of dried cat food. He turned to fill pet food dispenser and I sawz me chance. I grabbed dat string and ran fur it. But after I got it, I couldn't git it outta my mouf. Human bean say my tongue hab lots of little hooks dat all point toward my tummy. Dat splains dat, but I not happy dee string I stole to purrrlay wif was inside ub me. Dat Ebony went to human bean and ratted on me! Oooo, rat would be good. Uhh, excuse me. Sews we all went to vet people. Day not happy as dat string could kill me ifing it not come out. I not fingered out how it gonna come outta me without doing any harm? Day gabe human bean some beef-flavored stuff to put on my food. It a cat laxative and it lubes me insides to make dat string come out easy. All peoples and cats purrrray fur me and three day later dat string pass outta me and into dee litter. I relieved, human bean relieved, and vet people relieved. But day all sezs I can't hab no more Laxatone. Ummmm, it taste so good but hab back effects on well kitties. Yeow. And meYUCKKY!!!

  • Happy birfday to me. Happy birfday to me. Happy birfday to me Abby. Happy birfday to me! I is a human year old and 15 cat years old! Me such a big girl now. hehehehe.....

  • Me Abby git a birfday present from me cat friend called Pasha da cat. It is a sad kitten picture. Paw it to go to Pasha's place.

  • Click to go to Pasha's place. Me Abby a birfday cat berrrry berrrry soon on March dee 17th. I be one human bean year old, but Ice 15 in cat years. O, yeah, Ice a teencat. I git to drive dat big truck human bean hab furrrrry soooon. Ebony meows dat she will work dee pedals fur me. I not trust here tho. She liable gib it all fuel and we go lickty splits fur da waters ub dee gulf. I nost wanna swim fur it. And how we gonna splain what happen to truck to human bean? Dat Ebony is full of gibbing me sum lots ub troubles, me sthinks. I not habbing party or friends ober. Ebony just hissss at dem. She not furrrry hospital. I lucky she let me lib with her and human bean! I will take all da lubs and birfday wishes and greetings you kin send. Use my email addy below. Just paws dat link, you nose! I ebon take sum kitty gifts if you like to send them. Fresh catnip good fur me, I meows dat fur sure...

  • Me Abby a happy cat. I nose what I wants and I gits it too. But human bean make Ebony tinks I bat her wif me paw. I not do this THAT time anywho. Abby and dat Ebony worse sews close togetfur. Human bean pinch Ebony she not looking and Ebony thinks I do it. Me Abby minding me own busy wax and Ebony pops me one right tween dee eyeballies. I not know what I do. Din I notice human bean do it again. Four I kin meow to Ebony what happens, Ebony hauls off and pawslaps me again plus hisspits at me. But me meows to her what happening. Next time human bean try do that, Ebony grabbed on with all twenty some claws. Mewowie! Dat human bean surely surprised. I kitty laugh. Finally, human bean leaf us alone sews we can catnap. Now you all watch yur human beans carefully four day pull wool ober your eyeballies. I dunno what wool is but is meows good...

  • Now me Abby clap her paws togetfur fur Busan, a kitty from somewares around Sweden. Busan is a great old cat friend. Busan sends me purrrrity nice catmail. Busan meows about all dee udder kitties dare with dare human beans. Dare be Rosita and Wildy and more me can't member. I sews eggscited about putting a link to Busan's web place. You click me Link text link down dare someware on diss page. All diss web stuff pickle me poor brain. Ebony, my big sis cat, meows dat I hab nose brains, but she berrrrry berrrry wrong many times. I nose diss. Happy Valentums day to all dee human beans and peas send kitty goodies to your fav cat. Dat be me, you nose!

  • Me Abby not nose why I gotta puts a link to one ub Ebony's tomcat boyfriends on me links page. Ifing I was not a small cat, I would pawject that this is cat tyranny. Dat mean I not git me way. Diss pawful tom boyfriend ub Ebony's is Ren. Gatos libes wif Ren. And dare be many udders around dare too. Too many to meow bout. Use can go visit dare place on dee web if you wanna, but Ice gonna take a long catnap and dream ub Sammy my dream tom...

  • Dee furr is flying now. Change ub seasons coming cause white furr falling off me eberyware! Human bean called me a white cloud ub furr. I can't help it. He try to brush me extra good, but I can't take dat brushing too long. It feel too good, me meows dat fur sure. Din human bean decide to take me outside and rub me with his hands really hard and fast. Dat feels eben better. Sews I claws him and shreds his hands. Yes, you musta hurt dee ones you lubs. Dare was clouds of white furr outside dat fur sure. Ebony eben complains sum gits on her. Eben one furr white git on Ebony and it shows up. Cause Ebony she all black, I meows dat surely. Now human bean decide leaf me alone, which is what Ice wanting to begin wif. Fangu berrrry much. Wellz, dat all dee meowing Ice doing diss time!

  • Ice been busy with all sorts of things. Ice gotta boyfriend called Sammy. You go down dare below and click Sammy and din you get and see all about my boyfriend. Me added links to me link page. Trouble is a friend. And dare links to two cat bull boards me likes. Pasha is anudder friend. She meows that I should repost a story I tole her. And her it is: "Pasha, use good cat friend to me. I heard stories of how Kitty could lie outside in dee tall weeds fur hours on end waiting fur a boidee furr lunch or supper or whateber, you nose, eben a snack ur two maybe. Well, a boidee, sure enuff, come too close and Kitty jumps straight up in dee air and GRABS dat boidee. Human bean sis-in-law, whateber dat is, started taking pics with auto camera. Well, day only got four pics befour dat boidee was in Kitty's tummy eggscept a feather ur two. My, she was quick, i meows. Kitty is my heroine. Sews sad she died so quickly eben ifing she was 15. One cat set a world's record and libes to 36! Ice going to make it to 40 befour I go to Kitty at Rainbow Bridge. You hab a furrrry nice place and eben beeter human bean dat takes care of you. You nose, Pasha, we be once lucky kitties, me meows."

  • Ice nebber seen what human beans do in souper bowl. It not at tall like what you sthink. Bunches of human beans run all ober dee place and don't stop running till it all ober. Whateber day doing is a mystery to me. I do like the cat people, but dee dawgie people need help. Don't day have docs for dawgie lubbers? I sthinks day need it fur sure! I would rather try to knock dee pencil off my human bean desk. Not only does this make my human bean hisspitting mad but he chases me to get dat pencil back. Cause ifing he don't me hides really good. I collect pencils, you nose? I like dee chasing too. When human bean writing poetry, I get hippotized. I usually climb right onto poetry notebook. Human bean not unnerstans why I get so hippotized by pencils, but I do! Pens are not sews nice, but will do in a pinch. Well dat all I hab right now. Gotta get in my quota of catnapping. Can't get enuff of dat!

  • I not nose what to meow about. Ice been catnapping with all four paws straight up in dee air. Human bean sthinks ice is being liken a puppy dawgie, but what he nose, me meows. Diss is dee same human bean go out and ride machine on something called bike route and get in a fight with a small truck and lose. Human bean look funny wif dat fat lip and all dose nine stitches. I be playing with my big sis, Ebony, too. She sthinks she nose it all. All you haft to do is ask her and she meow dat she does nose it all. Human bean finally taking pics of me. I more interested in dat string dat hang down from camera. Human bean talk dat it a carrying strap. Why he wanna carry a strap wif his camera is a mystery to me, dat fur sure! Ice hab lots ub Whiskas in cans. It goooodd! Me likes Whisker Licking Good nummies too. Yummy. Well, ice getting hebby lidded in me eyes. Sews ice gonna go catnap with Ebony and dream ub lots ub catnip. Meows and purrrrsss...

  • Ice always a good cat and git nummies from human bean all dee time. Me Abby meow long and loud for dose nummies too. I gobble dem up quickly. Day good for the tummy and cleans me teethers as well. You nose you need good clean fangs to be a proper cat. O, yes, you do! Now today dat human bean gib one of dose nummies to Ebony. Dat alright with me, but Ebony so fussy. She gots to smell it, paw it, lick it, and din smell it again! Welp, me can't resist dat long. I pounced on da nummy and it were gone quick like. Ebony nebber blinked an eyeball. Mestinks she not furrrry intersted in nummies with cans of whiskas in da fifth wheel travel trailer. Sews da nummies still all mine and dat just fine. Ifing you wanna visit Miss Fussbudgit, paw right here for dat. O, by da way, I hab a new page called links. Pasha, one ub my cat friends, hab a web page you all should visit and meow about. See Contents section below.

  • One of me favorite things to do is watch for black ants. Day furrrrry tasty, but not chocolate covered like some ub you human beanz stinks. I really truly look fur black ants. Din I berrrry berrrry carefully paw at dem. You nose ifing you paw too hard you squash dem! Day no fun no more ifing you mash `em with a paw. So I gently plays with black ant. Day no like being played with and scurrry eberywhere. Dat scurrrrying make me so eggscited! I jumps and pounces and plays. I eben toss dem in dee air. Sumtines day grab ahold of me paw and won't let go. Dat when I get a bit scared cause dem black ants can pinch a little. I just shake me paw vigorously. Dat mean really hard and fast. You nose dem black ants no like being shook up. Day fall off of my paw and staggers around sum. No, really, dem ants do get dizzy! Eventually, Ice get tired of dat and eat dat black ant. Yum. I nose sum ub use human beanz are going to go ewwwwww, but I no make big deal outa you eating lobsters. Dose monsters hab big pinchers! Well, you can go to my big sister's place now. You should paw right here for dat. Don't furgit to email me with ideas and stuff on my web site. Meows and purrrrsss. Pawed by Abraxas or Abby!

  • Me Abby so berrrrry berrrry happy hab diss web site. Meows, where I begin? Mew, Ice born in Tampa Bay, Florida. Me birthday is March 16, 1997. And all you human beans and cat friends should be gitting ready buy me lots and lots of gifts. Me likes wadded-up papers and pencils, even pens. Anywho, my human bean came into SPCA looking for kitten to help Ebony. Ebony is dee older cat and boss of our house! Her palace on the web is pawed right here! Now back to me life's story, at least dee beginning ub it. My human bean came in and looked at all dee kittens. Din he sees me and Ice playing as usual. Soon Ice in a box and scared witless. I git probed, pricked, and put to sleep for big operation. I finds out later all my kitten-making stuff was taken out. Dat alright. I too busy playing, catnapping, and aggravating Ebony to hab to worry about kittens. Day can be rascals. I nose cause not long ago Ice was one! Well, after kitten-maker out I gots to go home with human bean and meet Ebony. We touched noses and din Ebony hisspitted at me. She hasn't stopped yet, but occasionally she lubs on me by gibing me kitty bath. Well, I pawful tired from pawing on diss catpooter so I go now for a catnap. Come back for more when I paws it here. Cat rulez and dawgs droolz!

3And through the grace that I have been given, I say this to every one of you: never pride yourself on being better than you really are, but think of yourself dispassionately, recognising that God has given to each one his measure of faith.
The New Jerusalem Bible: Reader’s Edition, (New York: Doubleday.) 1990.

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