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Ebony BlackCat's Cat Tales

I am Ebony, and I am a very pretty black cat. Ice big too. For all my fans and cat friends plus even you human beanz, I have this berry berry nice web site. It so nice cause I pawed it on my catpooter. Okay, Ice have a little help from my human bean, but he like do it for me. Din I give him sum love cuddles and a purr session. Dees humans so easy to make purrfectly happy, you nose? Me intends to paw some stories of my life and dose furtastic adventures I have all the time. Fangu! Mew, one udder ting. Ifing you no like cats meowing at you, you have my purrmission to go elsewhere... O, one other thing, I meow at you. Some of my meows below are from when I was a kitten and are old plus some things refer to things that no longer exist. So there. I told you so you want complain. You want more of my meows? Go to this page right here. Paw the link gently now.

I am a black cat that be 11. That is not so old when you are a 11, but when you are 2 or 3 that be really old. You nose what I mean? I like to escape out the door and have human beans chase me. That is fun. I really like to hunt lizards and other things that move around the front door of my big place human bean keeps clean for me. I think he calls it an apartment. It got lots of room I not really need, but he really likes me so I have a really big place. The only thing that ruin it is that little, white cat called Abby. She's mean. Sometimes we like each other. I like catnip better though. Catnaps are good too. Chewing on cat grass is good as well. Well, there is a blanket to curl up on so meow and all that.

I be the wonderful black beauty cat that rules the castle here. That Abby cat think she is charge, but I am bigger and heavier. I be 10 and will be 11 very soon. Then Abby will be 10. We are getting older and no ways wiser, but fun is better than smarts any day. Lizards, catnip, and catnap is all that keeps me going. I really love catnapping too. Right now.

This is Ebony again. My birthday is coming up soon. Please send me catnip and a live mouse or two. I be 10 now, and that Abby cat is 9. We are old cats now. I have a case of the sags. My belly done sagged to the floor. I not mind much but human bean laugh at me. I don't think a case of the sags is funny, unless it is on that Abby cat. You be good now.

I am Ebony, and I haven't pawed anything in this web page for a very long time. I am 9 now and getting older. I like my spine rubbed and manipulated. It makes me purr up a storm, it do. I still like being outside and hunting lizards. I don't like Abby, my sister cat, trying to mother me. She is 8. I is supposed to mother here, for the sake of dog's tail. I gained some weight, but I still look very pretty. I am on weight control food. Poor skinny Abby on a cat diet with me. I think the human beans sneak her some treats, though. That is not very fair. My human bean give me some treats, when no one else is looking.

I was meowing last night with my boyfurfriend from Colorado what call his self Ren. We meowed about this and that. We having fun. Then he meow to me that the fires they been having there are getting really close. He could hear the fire sirens going off everywhere. I was beginning to worry a lot. The fire come closer. Ren's human bean thinking of putting all the cats and that taco dawgie they got into pet carriers and hightail it out of there. Fortunately, the fire never got close enough to hurt anyone or any property close by.

We got Ariel to make us some nifty background images. We make a paragraph fing out of the background image. See it up dare? I fink that they are the cat's meow. I meowed about it too. It be hot in the Florida Keys where I hunt. Them lizards are hot and juicy, I meow. I like the yummy nummies better though. They got a nice surprise in the middle. Human bean is a good egg for getting them for us. Of course, we do cat insist with incessant meowing. That is what us cats are supposed to purr about, don't you know. Ever since our human bean been going out on boating adventures, us cats don't get as much outside time like we should. I file a complaint, but I think a good scratching and biting will do just as nicely, fank you very much. Well, I got to go wait by the door so I can bowl over the next unsuspecting human bean that come through the door what not nose about cats like me!

I like to be outside no matter the wind or weather, while Abby she not like it at all! I can spend all day and all night outside just cruising for lizards and their kind. I like to climb up the palm tree searching for eatable things, you know. That Abby goes inside too soon, for all the finer things in a cat life is outside rain or not. Maybe I am just cat crazy, but I know what I like. I could meow forever about these things. When I have to come inside, it is because human bean makes me. I compain and compain, but he makes me come in especially if I am wet and cold. I don't mind wet and cold though, because all the good cat adventures are outside. Oh, well, it is a cat's life, I meow for surely.

Me and Abby went to the vet human beans recently. When I got in the big truck thing, I was okay. I not mind the truck thing too much. It do make a lot noise. The noise scare poor Abby to no end. She yeows pitifully. When we get into the vet human bean office, Abby was even more pitiful. We went to see the vet human bean doctor. I growled when he feel me all over. I squeaked a little bit when I got nasty shot. Abby still yeowing. She calmed a bit when her turn to be felt all over by the human bean vet doctor. Then she got her shot and was back to her normal self. Then we went back home to sleep off the horrible experience.

Today is my catabulous birfday! I is a whole four human bean ears old. That is 32 in real cat ears. Anymeow, I went outside in the hot Florida Keys sunshine to hunt for lizards. Human bean sang happy birfday to me, but I meow be quiet causing he scaring away the lizards. Then Abby, dat udder kitty cat, tried to meow happy birfday, but stopped causing she really don't care. I will paw slap her later. Right now I gonna hide and wait for a stoopid lizard to come out. Then I leap and pounce and hab me a birfday gift. The lizards are already cooked in the noonday sun here in dee Florida Keys. First, you gotta tenderize them lots and lots by playing wif them till they is wore out. Since this is hot work, I let Abby paw and tenderize the lizards. She not like eating them, just playing wif them. So when she done, I get the delectable treatie. So it is happy birfday to me! Oh, sorry to them human beans who find what I do wif lizards disgusting. Sorry. I think human beans belching is disgusting too, but you don't see me ruining someone's birfday beefing about it. Oh! Beefie treaties are really good too. Where is that silly human bean?

My human bean was taking flashing pictures of me. I sleep in weird uncat like positions that he finds hilarious. I am not so inclined to be full of his kind of humor. I bite him and scratch him sometimes, but he not nose when to quite at anyfing. He insists on putting his hand under crinkly newspapers. I can't resist to pounce on it and scratch and bite. What else is this human bean finking, I meow. Once I get riled up, I get up and chase that pest of a kitty cat called Abby. Her white furr flies, I meow! Then I munch on crunchies. I like the yummy nummies too. I especially like the chickie we get offing the piece human bean grill furr hisself. Oncet in a while, I eben fank the human bean furr being such a good bean. I rub up against him and give him a chirp meow. My meows squeak some too. I is such a big cat but my meows are not. If I am really in a loving mood, I nibble bit human bean on the knee or ankle. He juumps just a little bit causing I just bit him a little. hehe... Well, that is enough for now. I will meow more later.

Dat sisfurr cat ub mine called Abraxas got me running with her. We play chase and meow. I try to ignore her. But den she sneaky try to sneak up on me. I see her and lay really still. She get closer and I get more still. Den she jumps. I run. She meow. I meow. We run to one end of the fifth wheel travel trailer to the other end and back and forth several times. We try to knock stuff all over the place. If we get human bean looking at us, we go faster. Dare sum hissing in dare too. Abraxas do dat to me. I just hab to hiss at her. Its in me and has to come out of me. I growl too. I growl at every one and every fing. I know I am hard to get along wif, but dat is me, you know? And I gotta be me. What else is a black cat gonna be? Not a dawg dat furr sure!

I am Ebony. I am the famous, one & only black cat. I let my human bean nose that he be very bad not posting my meows here like he should. He apologizes. Meanwhile, I have adventures and the catnip is good. Catnapping refreshes the soul. Sum evil fings are Abby! She likes to chase and meow. I do all the hisspitting. Mostly hissing. I have to paw wapp her often. I do oncet in a while let her have a lizard I catch. She paws it and plays with it before giving it back to me. Then I eat it. Now you human beans stop going yuck. You never nose till you had one! Anymeow, I treat Abby better dan she treat me, I meow. I was outside in the warm sunshine today and all ub dee sudden, the door fly open and out come Abby as purritty as you please. Why she not even have on a collar or be on a lead. Dem are rules furr being outside. I meowed and meowed but Abby just snuck off to have illegal fun. Finally, human bean come out to catch her. Well, he not catch her. She got scared and ran to the door. So I guess she caught herself. Mehehe... Dat all dare is diss time. I am tired of all dees human bean word fingees. Meows are sew much better!

Diss is Ebony BlackCat here. I got more meows furr beans and bean chiles alike. Oh, and eben sum impurrtant meows for other kit cats. It was vet time hare! And dat Abby got all nerbous and was a cloud ub white furr. You nose, white furr show up really too well against me purritty bwack furr. I was sew upset till I fingered out I was going to VET bean too. Dat not spose to happen. You nose, dees bean ears come around just too often. I is too busy catching lizards to worry about no stinking time fing. Any meow, Abby made a yeow mess ub a disturbance and got all dee attention. Dare was diss woman vet bean who tole me what purritty eyes I hab. I gabe her sum purrs right dare. Den it were me turn. I growled and hissed but day needled me any old way. I was indignant! Den day weigh Abby and she gained a pound and is a 9 pounder now. I is 11 pounder now. Was 13 and vet bean not happy. He happy now. I didn't scratch him needer. I missed... Well, finally, we got back home. I went outside to continue my hunting routine. Dem lizards need me, you nose? I came in at dusk and found dee catnip box open. I lub catnip. I got all goosey loosey and lubbed on dat catnip box. I ate some. I rolled in it. Den I upset dee whole box. Abby was drooling as usual. I laid in it all till bean came buy with dat devil merchine vacuum screamer. It was good while it lasted. Dat a cat meowing ifing I nose anyfing. You nose, one ub dose sage and wise fings beans think day nose about and sprout outta dare ears and fings like dat dare. Here is an extra good link to go and see sum special cats: Area51 CL Pets Page!

I am Ebony the big bwack cat. I got magical powers. I can really feel good with catnip. I specializes in catnaps. I really like hunting and eating dem dumb, hot Florida lizards. But boidees are good too ifing day stay still long enough. My human bean won't let me stay out all day, all night, all dee time. I stay on a dawgie lead causing when I get loose I get losted. Den I cry and meow something awful. It not good to hear me when I is scared and losted. Dat reminds me dat the vet bean gonna wanna see me and Abby, my sissfurr cat, berry soon. We all get nerbous when dat happen. Dee furr flies eberry whare too. Oh, dare something good to look at out dee window. Excuse meow! Here is an extra good link to go and see sum special cats: Area51 CL Pets Page!

I joined a new special web ring furr bwack cats only. It sew much fun. I am one graphic and Ren is the other. We wook good, don't we! I been gobbling up lots of lizards in dee Florida Keys sunshine. I been paw slapping Abby to keep here in line. I meow to my human bean, and he do whatever I meow to him. He good bean. I coughed up a huge furr ball recently. It were my first, and I was purrroud of it. Human bean eben cleaned it up. He good bean, I mew. hehe... Oh! I had me birfday. I is three bean ears now, but dat is wike 28 in dem cat years. I sew purrroud to be older and wiser dan Abby. She sew full ub herself, but I nose she just a wittle white cat who noses no better. Well, be good you beans and cats.

I wike me new time stamp. I is Ebony and dee bestest cat eber. I juss wanna meow to you all not to furrgit dat me birday is on May 4. I bee 3 bean ears but 28 cat ears. I is a young lady cat dat not wanna hab no kittens with any tomfoolery cats. Peas and carrots send me birday gifts. I wike expensive ones best. We also moving back home in the Florida Keys where the lizards warm and play in dee sun. I eats dem lots. Day dumber dan whale snot and it not a challenge atall. I wike to roll in the grass clippings just after dee mower make dem. I not wike dee noisee old mower, but rolling in dee catnip like stuffers if pure fun. Human bean go cluck cluck and clean me off. i try hard to get dusty and full of grass clippings and he cleans me up. It not make no cat sense do it? Are you glad dat spring has sprung? I is berry happy dat it happen now. I wike to watch beans going around changing all dare time fingees. Well, three meows furr Ren. Bye now till next time I paw here!

Me Ebony hab a special furrfriend named Ren who maded diss web page furr me. I gots page furr him down dare below somewhare. Ren tom is me boy furrfriend. We wike a couple of bwack kitcats. Ren is making a webring just furrr us bwack cats. Dem nasty white kitty cats hab a webring all dare own. Why not us bwack ones? It brrrr cold right now. Sews I is going to finded a pace dat warmer dan right hare right now.

Me Ebony kitcat can't wait furr me birfday. It coming in May. Early in dee month. On dee day ub four. I bee three! Dat bee 28 in beanie ears. I got my bwack coat ub furr nice and shiny and smooth. Finally, dee static furr moster is gone. I gitting tired ub being shocket by lightning bolts outta fin air. Abby, my sisfurr kitcat, been meowing all sorts mews at her pace, but I still git more visitors causing I dee most purrrfect cat dat dare eber was or will bee, I eggspect. I not wike eggs needer. I did git tired of whiskas in a can. I not nose why. Maybe it dat granpa bean who cutting up yummy raw meat dat tastees sews good. Yummy nummy furr me tummmy... Dat bean cut up big cow chops, porky pigs, and ummmm chicky. Maybe dat why I not wanna hab Whiskas in a can no more. Eben dat rotten Abby same way now. Well, I is totally teee purrr tired ub pawing diss. Sews I go catnip oops I mean catnap now.

I is dee furrrtastic, big bwack kitty cat calling herself Ebony causing dat me name, silly! I made a whole web page furrr me 1998 mewings and purrrrsss. I made anudder page furr me awards cats and human beans gibbing me. I wike dem awards fingees. Day make me purrrrrr. I updated my boyFurrrfriend Ren web page. He is a bwack tom kitty and noses a wot of stuffers. I posted more pics ub me and me sisfurrr kitty furr which I calls her Abby causing dat her name, silly! I fink I meowed sumfing wike dat befoure. Hmmm, well, amymeow... I added sum banner fingees to my links page. I just been one busy kitty cat on me catpooter. You nose how dumb dee dawgies are? Day dumber dan a cold, dirty stick in dee muck and mud. Now dat purrrittty dumb ifing I is meowing meshelf. Well, paw me guestbook peas and carrots.

Ebony, dat me, hab more cat adventures dan a dawg wif fleas. Dumb mutts. Well, I got into dee chest ub drawers. I rooted around all da well placed clothing depositing me bwack furr on eberryfing as I burrowed deeper into dat drawer fing. I go where no cat gone befour. I found new universe in back ub dee drawers. I was really wooking furrr mousies and udder such like critters. As I was cat exploring, I heard dee drawer I got into dee chest ub same closing. I not panic. I found me way back. I used me paw and pushed open dat draw. I surrrrrprised my human bean and me sisfurr cat, Abby, by crawling out ub dat drawer which I pawed open. I meowed I was hungry and proceeded to do damage to dee cat food bowl full of yummmy nummmies furr me tummy. Now if dat not a really live cat adventure I not nose what is. Use all bee good and paw me a mail ifing you wike. Bye furr now...

Mew, I not post toasties hare furr ober a month. I oughta git bit by sum deranged dawgie, but I gad diss me palace and Ice kin do anyfing I wanna. Howdy all dem bean chiles. I bet you wike dat taco silly dawg fing on dat TB? Well, I nose he just a shaking, shivering fing full ub raw nerbs. He making wots ub taco money from all dem ads but not nose how to spend it. Dat dumb dawgie not eben wike catnip. He a yapper too. Dat a human bean voice not hisn barkee voice. You nose dat dawgie can't talk human bean talk! Eben I can't talk dat talk, but I kin meow anyfing. I kin tippy type on diss catpooter too. Sew I am most superior to dat taco dawgie. Why not Ice in dem commercials?

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