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Ebony BlackCat's
Meows & Purrrrsss

I am Ebony, and I am a black cat. For all my fans and cat friends plus eben you human beanz, I hab diss berrrrry berrrry nice web site. Diss is dee page ub all me swell meows and purrs from 1998. Isn't that thotful ub me to putted dem hare? Now I might put new stuffers here or I might not. I might meow stuffers that no longer applies or I might not. I might edit my meows or I might not. You can count on only one thing from a cat. We do what we want when we want. We not beholding to no one not even dawgs and human beans what think they got us all figured out when they don't at all, they don't.

I Ebony take too long to post here. I nose I purrrpromised to let you in on all my wittle secrets and adventures, but I gots really pawful busy. I ate up all dee wizard, oops, I means lizards at Florida Keys. Den my human bean parents wanna hab sum good lubbing from expert cat. Dat be me! Sew I made me human bean pack up and take me and my sisfurrr cat, Abby, to Virginnie Beach of all paces. Dare no critters to eat hare. I hab to paw buggs and eat dem. I can't wait to get back to dee Keys and more yummy lizards. But I seep wif bean parents and keep dem warm. I put on sum weight but I is not fat. And you better not meow to me anyfing about me being fat. I not wike it. I oughta hab more pics soon. I not nose what else to post heer. I gitting tired of pawing diss keyboard. Oh! Wait! I got a wink wink now named ub Ren. Or did I tell you diss already. Anyway we gonna put up a boyfurrrrfriend page for me Ren. He a sweetie. Well, catnip and meowful purrrrrrrrssss...

I Ebony furrry eggscited. Me, sisfurr Abby, and dat human bean are going on a trip to Virginia, then to Ohio, and then back here to the Florida Keys. I like traveling after I get used to big truck fing and all dee noises it make. I like lookee at rest stops and dumb dawgs using dare snifters to see where dee last dawg peed. Eben I nose dem dumb dawgs all pee in dee same spot. Day not too brite, me meows. I make bean take sum pics ub our visit. You nose, I was born in Ohio. I not nose anybody dare, but it surely interesting all dee same, don't you stink? Dat Abby volunteers to be anybody email pal. I can email better dan Abby. Sews send me your meowings and pawings on dat catpooter you gots.

Mew, all use cats, human beans, dem lost dawgies dat not nose whare day at. Get a clue woof, woofs, use at a cat site. Dem dawgs are little light in brain cells, me meows. Anymeow, it lobster season here in Florida Keys. I not nose what all dat means cause I like lizard catching better. You not need license furr dat and you not hab to get wet. I like dat. Lobster season short but lots of human beans, wild children beans, and eben some lite-headed dawgies are hare messing up me concentration furr lizard hunting. I also wish dat dees two big wheels on dee fifth wheel travel trailer would go away. I get caught up and entangled dare all dee time. My human bean hab to untangle me. It waste my precious lizard time. I could bee up in dat tree chasing pesky but tastey lizards. Abby been coming out wif me but get in dee way. She still a kitten sum, I finks. She don't stay out furr long and den whine to get back in. She gots human bean wrapped around her wittle paw. He come running anytime she squallors. Me, I mew properly furr help when I need it. Ifing it not come in five seconds, den I meowlie really loudly. Dat all from me furr a while, at least till next time...

Meow, I hab lots ub fings to mew about. Abby pays matchmaker and try get Ren da tom and me be furrrrfriends. We dat already. I gonna hab page about Ren soon. He writing his autobiography. Whew, dat a long beanwap word. Dee lizard hunting is still good. I catch dem when day jump from dee palm tree nearby. No lizard can outsthink me. Dare bee sum kittens messing around my fifth wheel travel trailer when I not outside. I try get human bean let me out sews I can scare dem away, but he afraid he not find me in dee dark. He worry too much, me meows. I get behind da curtains to watch dem lizards spoil me hunting grounds. Dat beanie not like me bulging his curtains and holler at me. But I ignore him now. So he been poking me gently wif his finger. Dat dislodged me a few times but dat not worry me no more. He got squirt bottle once. He not have to spray cause Ice gone before he have to do dat. I not like spray bottle, but bean not use it too often. He furrgets it. hehehe... Well, dat all I kin member. Mabbee I hab more when I catnaps on it. Checkout my new pics page pawed right here!

Meow, I Ebony hab lots to mew about. I catnap lots to think ub fings to go here. I been berrry busy lately. What wif lizard dat need ate, itty bitty kittens to chase away, and bees to bat at. Human bean tell me stop swatting at bees. I not unnerstans dat. What day going to do to me? But dat bean purrrty smart most times. Sews I go under dee fifth wheel travel trailer to see what I can sees. Abby inside looking at me from one ub dee windeers. She a scaredy cat to be outside, but I not. Well, while I under dee trailer I gots mighty thirsty. I found my water crock. Human bean put big ice cube in it make it cool. Udderwise, dee hot Florida sunshine make it warm and even hot. I not drink warm or hot water. You wouldn't eedder, I meows. I going to go chase Abby around trailer now. Pawing at this cat pooter wears me out. Bee good and don't swat at dem nasty bees and waspies.

Happy birfday to me! Happy birfday to me. Happy birfday to me Ebony. Happy birfday to me! Meow, my birfday is ober and befour I goes to catnapping, I fink I tell you my happy birfday. I woke up wif human bean singing happy birfday to me in his silly beanie voice. Eben Abby not nose what he doing. hehehehe... Furr my birfday present I got to explore dee park wif my human bean. We walked down to the docks and watch fisher peoples clean fishies. Dem big squawking birds like dem scraps. Den a nice lady bean gabe me a piece of fresh fish, but Ice more worried about dee point cat tom. He was eating fish scraps too. I not hab time to hisspit at him. Cause we went exploring around dee swimming hole. I can't believe dem silly human beans wanna get wet on porpoise. But day do! We went back to the fifth wheel travel trailer to gib dat piece ub fish to Abby. Cause she eats anyfing! We went to back ub dee park and visited sum dumb dawgs. I make dem dawgs bark and howl. I like make dawgs look dumber dan day are. After about hour half we go back home. I git some yummy whiskas outa can. And den I setteled down furr long catnap dreaming ub da catnip dat dem nice toms Ren and Gatos sending to me. Gonna get seeds ub catnip sews bean can grow sum. I lubs catnip...

I Ebony wants use to click dat Table of Contents link. Dat way all cats and human beans can go to me web pages ub fun and adventures. Peas and yucky carrots Paw Cat/Bean Guestbook and fin use gotta Eyeball Dat Guestbook!

I Ebony hab a birfday on dee 6th. I gonna git to go on dee cat leash wif my human bean and explore all I wanna for an hour or more. I looking forward to it. Ren, my tomcat furrrFriend gonna send sum fresh catnip to git cat crazy wif. His human bean gonna send sum stuff to grow catnip too. Dat be wonderful, I meows. You nose, I be 2 human bean years but 24 cat years old. Ice a young lady cat. Ice sews ladylike dat win human bean ignore me, I just walk all ober da keyboard in front ub him. He not ignore me den. It work eberrry time. And you nose what? We gotta a new woof woof dawgie next door. Dat dawgie at the winder watch me hunting furr lizard. I stop hunting to aggravate and tease dat dawgie. It hab a time ub it seeing me dare sitting sews close and daring it to woof at me. I is sew brave wif the winder close, aren't I? Dawgs don't scare me cause I grew up with a Newfoundland who could drown you in slobbers ub lub. Yep, he lubs ya to death. Meow, and I gots catnapping time scheduled now. Bye till next adventure.

I Ebony been lazy and a catnapping fool all month. I nose I should post more ub my furrrry interesting life, adventures, and plenty fun. I meow dat I try berrry hard to do better. All use human beans and udder cats who visiting me, take a peep at my new, easier to remember URL above. All you gotta do is type fly.to/Ebony and dat is it. You not hab to member long line ub stuff and nonsense. It free too. Well, nuff ub dat. I hab to protect my fifth wheel travel trailer while outside during dee day and inside during dee darkness ub dee night. Sumtimes udder cats get too close and I hab to run dem off. And day run too, furrrry fast, cause day nose what good furr dem. I am a mighty cat with fangs and claws. I kin eben growl sum two. Now dees human bean kids sthinks day can come up and pet me anytime day wants. I let dem pet me and din chase dem sum. Nebber miss a good petting. While inside, I run from window to window to keep an eyeballie on eberryfing. It a big job, but I gots to do it cause human bean and Abby lazy, day are! Well, now, I gots to go back on guard duty at my favorite catnapping uhhhh I mean watching place. Meows to you...

I Ebony like to catnap in dee bathtup where dee pet waterer is. Dee waterer in bathtub cause I like to play in dee water and make it go glub glub. Bath tub feels so cool on me furr too. I can survey the hallway and jump out at Abby also. I jumps right on her, but she chases me. Din I chases her. We go back and forth in our fifth wheel travel trailer. We sound like herd ub buffolows. Dat what human bean say. After dat Abby and I hears rain drops and lightning and thunder. We get close to dee human bean sews he not scared. He scares easy, you nose. Well, me gonna see if Whiskas been put out. I check every hour hoping for more dan our one helping per day. Ice not fat and can't see why I not get five cans per day. Ummmm, my tummy rumbles just sthinking about it. All use beans and kitty cats be extra good. Meows, mews, purrrrssss, grrrrrr, and zzzzzzzzzzzz...

I Ebony fangu fur visiting diss place ub mine. I hab two new furrrriends next door from a furrry nice human bean couple. Two fixed tomcats are in place next door. When I is outside, da smaller one wif black on his ears and blue in his eyes, growls at me from dare big winder. I ignore him. He is a tomcat after all. You not supposed to let on you notice dem. Dee udder tomcat a bit bigger and a purrrity beige color wif loose skin. I wonder why his skin loose. Maybe his mommakitty dropped him and his skin kept growing but his body didn't. Me Ebony can figures eberyfing out ifing given plenty of time. Dee blue-eyed tomcat was outside on its human bean lap. I crawled under big motorhome and popped out on udder side making blue eyes jump up, hiss, and fluff up its tail sews its tail bigger dan he was. mehehehehe... Well, dat all I gots right now. Meows and purrrrsss and step on sum puppy-dog tails. Uhhh, human bean sezs Ice is mean. No I not...

Ice Ebony queen ub dee outside. Gecko lizards scatter at dee mere mention ub me meows or eben sum purrrrss, you nose? I eben gots my human bean leash trained. Ice git tired ub all the ground around our fifth wheel travel trailer in dee GulfStream place in Florida Keys. Sews I meows at dat human bean, and he dutifully gits my black lead to hook to me black coller all wif my name and phone number on it. Ice a modern cat, let me meow at ya! Once human bean got lead on me, I takes off for parts eben human bean nebber seen befour. He has hard time wif dee bushes and under cars and sum trailers. Me, I liken dem cobby webs. Dem webs from friendly spidees not from internet fing. Me Ebony just lubs to lurk close to buildings, around bushes, under trees, along walls, but human bean sews funny. He wanna walk right down dee middle ub dee road. No self-respecting cat would be caught outside in dee wide open open, you nose? Sews I drag human bean to dee bestest lurking places. I likes night time cause no one seeds me. We went down to da boats and da fish-clean places. Day smells umpty good, ummmmm. Din we pass all kinds of udder human beans surprised I be on a leash. What day nose, I meows. I head back to the quaywall where dee Gulf ub Mexico licks at dee wall on udder side. It scares me all dat water. But din I seed PointCat. He an old tom who finks he in charge ub dee outside. I chased him away from his can ub food, but human bean wouldn't let me eat it. Why it not stealing ifing use eat tomcat stuff. Day won't miss it. Mehehehehe...

I Ebony nose sews many things. I nose friendship is furrrrry special. And I nose how life is precious too. Busan, a berrrrry good catfriend has been feeling poorly lately, but now seems a bit better. Ice going to list Busan's web place on me linkz page. Busan and udder cats and human beans dat libes with Busan are from somewhares around Sweden me thinks. Busan meows where Busan libes many times, but I not listening like I should. Me sorry sews much. I got to peeps at me catmail much closer and more carefuller, me meows dat fur surely. Well, now eberyone purrrrrrs fur me and Busan cause we such two good catfriends.

Ice Ebony hab so many friends. Sum ub dem are nasty ole toms with but one ting on dare itty bitty teenie tiny minds. Unless, ub course, ifing day been fixed by a furrr fixer. Dat be vets furr dee human beans pawing around hare. I hab sum pawful tom friends. Dare be Ren, Gatos, Stimpy and udders too. I put dare link on me links page furr you to sneak ober dare and visit. But you gotta come back hare and make me counter spin! Me Ebony cracked a funny meow, huh?

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Me Ebony busy catnapping lots and lots. But Ice got time to add two links to two pawful cat bull boards. Ice hab many furriends and one dem is Ren. But Ren gots Abby, my little sis cat, to come and wakes me up from me power catnap. Abby and Ren, day plan diss via ICQ. I berrrry upset be woke up liken dat. I got on ICQ and hissed at Ren. Dat set things straight. I eben hisspitted at Abby and she run away from me. Dat made me feelz a bit better. But most good feeling is my new banner you seed up dare. Mewow. TheSmokey making me one two. Sum dees human beanz are good eggs, day are! Me not nose what pawz hare now no more. Maybe I just goez and catnapz on it sum. Me always gitz much furrrrry good idearz after catnapping, me meows furr sure. Oh! Me almost furrgotz! Abby, my little sis cat, gotz a boyfriend tomcat in Austrailia. Ice only gotz one ding to meowz. Dat is why I not gitz a boyfurriend. Day only hab two bee a fixed tomcat sews dare be no kitties. Gotz to be owned by nice human beanz. Has to be lubsable and lubs me. Inquire at me e-mail addy below and send pics. Me Ebony gonna git a better purr friend dan dat uppity Abby, dat fur sure!

Ice sooooo sad today, cause it were raining. Ebery time I go onto grass dee drippy drops gits on me furr and I no like WET! Sews I had to stay under dee awning and watch dee boidees. Day no care about rain and wet. Ice thinking I might now mind if boidees were wet. Me always likes my food berrrry clean, me meows fur sure! But da boidees stays in the air outa reach ub paw and claw. Not see no udder cat needer. And dee only dawg was next door staring at me from the windoe. I not mind cause dat dawgie need sumthin to occupy its peanut brain. I entertain anyone, dat what I say. Abby, my little sis cat, came outside with me. I hisses at her for general purposes. It say dat in dee cat manual dat the boss cat gots to gib dee udder cats lots of hisses and phfffttts and udder dem things, you nose? Me going to go take a long catnap in dee bathtup. Yep, me likes bathtup. Not to get WET in, dat fur sure. But to play in and lie in wait to pounce on Abby, mehehehee...

I been outside ebery day diss week. I hab terrribly berrry important job to do outside. I can't go furr cause I on a 20 foot dawg lead cause I break flimsy cat leads. Yep, I meows, dawg, dat is a furrrrry four letter work, but I don't mind. Some dawgz are okay, but most hab tiny brainpans sews day brains ooooze outa dare floppy ugly ears. Meow, I git sidetracked at dee dawg track! So furrrry sorry. But I alway check furr lizards to play with and eventually ingest. Dat polite human bean talk fur I eat them. Mehehehehe... Pasha, a cat friend, meow to me not eat toads. I not do it cause toads must taste peculiar, me moews. I also checkout all dee human beanz in dee park. Somebody gotta watch dees beans. Dare diss old rotted tree root dat make berrry good scratching post. I scratch it ebery which way but loose. Dat a bean clickee. Dem human beans hab lots of dees wordie things dat make no cat sense. When you come right down to it, dare is Whiskas, purrrring, Whiskas, catnaps, Whiskas, and dawg bashing, and finally dare be WHISKAS! Let's eat...

I be happy to hab a new page called links. Wiglaf is my furrrrry special friend and sews me gots to list Wiglaf place. Din dare is Pasha. I link to Pasha's page too. See Contents section below fur my link to my Links page. Since I a berrrrry nice sister, you paws right HERE! Abby my ugly little sister hab page dare, but don't tarry dare too long or you miss all dee eggscitement here. Only udder interesting ting happen here was dat some pesky teenie tiny red ants gits into our food bowl. Now we hab to eat at dee sink, until the bug spray gits weaker and not make us sick puppies. Uhhh, I mean cats. Dem dawgs aggravate you eben when day not hare!

I nose you beans are furrrrry curious. You wanna nose what me and my little sister cat are doing on dee web. Well, dare are lots and lots of cat friends dat cat-mail us all dee time. Day meowed day wanna see us with our own web site eben tho we hab pages on our human bean's site. Dare be lots and lots of human beans dat cat-mail us regularly too. All our friends wanna see our tall tails and stories plus dee many adventures puts on our web sites. We eben ben encouraged to do a children's book about us and Kitty, who at Rainbow Bridge waiting on us now. I not nose why use all wanna see our tales in a children's book. Dare be lots of big adult human beanies who wanna enjoy our adventures too. So we is going to do our stories right here on dess web site and my little ugly sister's site which you must paws right HERE! Okay, me admits dat Abby cat not ugly but she is a nuisance, and her breath smells like black ants! Respectable cats' breaths are fishy not like beef breaths ub you human beanbags. Oops, I meant human beans. I satisfied I stirs up enuff troubles. Meows and purple purrrrrsssss. Pawed by Ebony meshelf...

I Ebony was born near a tiny place called Hendrysburg, Ohio. It was May 6, 1996. Human beans Mike and Pam were watching my mommakitty. All dee udder kittens had been born, but I came last. I was black and dee runt. It is berrrrry funny cause now I is so big and ferocious, well, sometimes... Life with mommakitty and my two brothers and one hisspitting sister was a joy I remember well. I especially treasured supper time, breafast time, lunch time, and snack times. One day some months later a human bean came and looked at me and my black brother cat. He looked at me and smiled. Me new Ice in trouble din! Pam brought me ober to my human beanz fifth wheel travel trailer where I met the world famous Kitty GreyCat. She now playing at Rainbow Bridge. When I met her, she was a great grandma cat. First ting Kitty do was touch noses with me and din swat me with her paw and hisssssess at me. I ran and hid in the litter house. To diss day ifing I am scared, I rushes to the litter house. Well, I is going to join Abby in a long purrrrrrfect catnap. Abby is da cat human bean got me cause I misses Kitty so much. Abby libs right here at diss pawzPrint! Meows and purrrrrrssss till next time. Pawed by me on my catpooter...